This is what my dreams feel like except my tunnels are under my dad’s house + connected to my old church basement. And there are water slides, but they are not amusement park style. They are sinister water slides. There is nothing amusing about them. This movie successfully captures a really difficult feeling/essence to capture successfully! Yay! 

Ended up being sat next to two 7 or 8 year olds who got dropped off to see this rated R movie like…

I don’t know what to say at all

Like it was so bad but I’m actually smiling really hard because I kinda feel like I have a concussion. I guess that means I liked it 

Ok wait, so the ghost of Mary Shelley, the author of the fictional novel Frankenstein, possesses a woman 80 years after her death, and gives her own monster character dome? But Dr. Frankenstein also still technically existed at some point and made Christian Bale….even though…

One time when I was a cheese monger in rural New Hampshire I looked up from my counter and Luis Guzmán was standing there asking for help putting together a charcuterie board. Name one person you’d be more surprised to see in that moment than beloved character actor Luis Guzmán. Such a cutie in this, loved the Che tee, they kinda looked alike lol. Speaking of I still need to see the 2 part Che series Soderbergh did. The writing…