Probably the worst Pattinson has ever looked in a movie . Needed lymphatic drainage and possibly ubiquinol. Nirvana needle drop was lowKurtuinely underwhelming . Least violent Washington sq park experience

Best part was when he’s performing human nature (the main set piece for some reason) and it keeps cutting to the audience and it’s just the most lumberjack beard Greenpoint IPA millennial ass chuds imaginable

Yes I saw it already shit different over here. Timmy got on stage wearing timbs and a full leather outfit. Movie of the decade. Soundtrack of the decade. Secret screening. Marty supreme.

Shorty was dating Sam Hyde