Man these docs always make me end up saying some shit like “I love this cop!” “This fbi agent is so hot!” SMH. This woman is for sure lying and watching this movie feels embarrassing for multiple reasons, one of which I have mentioned.

Dream blunt rotation: may, pearl, gone girl. This movie rules. A top tier female jokerfication film. A cautionary tale for anyone who is captivated by weird chicks with haunted dolls and a loose grip on social cues. Anna Farris’s character, the pathologically horny lesbian receptionist, truly stole my heart. The whole movie is a wild ride and it takes a little too long to get where ur going but overall a must see. Please stop recommending this movie to me, I have a haunted doll but in a different, more “well” way :)

My favorite part was near the end when Tonia is describing Tonka’s enclosure and she says that he has an iPad, it’s for kids but it’s got email. She hopes he isn’t emailing but if he is, it is what it is.

A long, dimly lit period piece about cucking, bpd girlies and the dangers of a thin veil. I too have been in tortured, obsessive love affairs where I was left to wonder “who summoned who?” Overall I really liked this movie but it was a little too long.