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Me next pls Jennifer

They don’t make them like Brad Pitt anymore

“Because for every man there was but one remedy to all pain: Death, a gift you too had denied me.”

Wow. Absolutely perfect beginning to ending. I cried so much. He’s just a baby!!! He’s one day old!!! The creature is literally two apples tall!!! 

Main takeaways:

1) I need Victor to make a step by step tutorial on how I can make my own Jacob Elordi

2) I am very maternal for the creature

3) If Jacob Elordi doesn’t get that Oscar I’m never watching a movie ever again 

4) Mia Goth, Oscar Issac, and Jacob Elordi in one movie is bi panic