I see some of you need to learn that not every piece of media you log on here needs a pithy one-liner joke review.

Not the strongest installment, but it's the one I watched the most as a kid + when it's really funny, it's REALLY funny.

"This is not a masquerade! This is real life! There are steps to becoming a queen!"
"I'm sorry... How many?"
"... Four!!"

Swayze and Snipes are a masterclass in this. Truly transcendent first act. Shout out to Miss Coco Peru!

My dad was disabled and in the last third of his life intermittently had to use a an ambu bag to get extra air into his lungs and keep them expanded. One time I was home from school watching this movie with him, doing my usual sets of pumps to help him get the oxygen he needed, and when the "green acres!" riff hit, we both started laughing so hard that the pump flew out of his mouth and we had to start over. Thanks for permanently shaping my sense of humor by getting me into MST, Dad.