jolemite

jolemite

A [film] must be the axe for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka (sort of)

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • The Big Lebowski
  • Videodrome
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • Bakeneko: A Vengeful Spirit

    ★★★½

  • Nobody 2

    ★★★

  • Lourdes

    ★★★★

  • The Chair

    ★★★½

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Bakeneko: A Vengeful Spirit
★★★½ Liked Watched

Bakeneko ends up being a pretty interesting collision of competing impulses. After the table-setting prologue, the film settles into a samurai slice-em-up about a young nobleman fighting with his lecherous feudal lord to protect the love of his life from becoming an unwilling concubine. The swordplay is solid, and there's even a great scene where the protagonist cleverly moves a fight to a canal that forces his opponents to come at him one at a time.

But once the young…

Nobody 2
★★★ Liked Watched

The AI scandal surrounding Granta and the Commonwealth Prize has made for an interesting backdrop to Nobody 2. For those out of the loop, a prominent literary prize and journal have come under fire recently from readers accusing several of their awardees of turning in AI-written stories. The work garnering the most attention is Jamir Nazir's "The Serpent in the Grove." The short story boasts a writing style that can be described as florid but vague, in a manner suggestive…

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The Lion King
½ Watched

I awake in the middle of the night to find Walt Disney in my room, squatting naked and bestial in the corner. A feast is laid out before him on the floor, culinary delicacies of every kind: roast meats piping hot from the oven; elaborate pastries with tender, flakey crusts; a garden of fresh fruits and vegetables prepared with the utmost care. He stuffs his face greedily, shoveling it into his masticating jaws.

On the floor nearby kneels John Favreau,…

Weapons
★★★★ Liked Watched

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