John Van Haneghan

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Just another guy trying to be trendy by posting what movies he's watched and why his opinion is better than yours

Favorite films

  • Titane
  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Jackie Brown

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  • Obsession

    ★★★★★

  • Staying Alive

    ★★

  • The Fall

    ★★★★★

  • Merrily We Roll Along

    ★★★★★

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Obsession
★★★★★ Liked Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Staying Alive
★★ Watched

Staying Alive honestly feels less like a sequel to Saturday Night Fever and more like a completely different movie that just happens to have Tony Manero in it. The first movie was obviously problematic in its own way too and there is a lot about it that has not aged well at all, but at least it felt grounded. It actually felt connected to a specific place and type of person. This movie loses almost all of that immediately. Sylvester…

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The Fall
★★★★★ Liked Watched

There are movies that look beautiful and then there’s The Fall, which feels like somebody turned imagination itself into cinema. Every frame in this movie looks unreal, and the wild part is that so much of it was shot practically across real locations around the world. The cinematography from Colin Watkinson is honestly breathtaking, but what really got me were the transitions and editing choices. Some of the match cuts in this movie genuinely made me shake my head in…

Emilia Pérez
Watched

Usually I'd write some long detailed review.

This movie isn't worth it. The fact that this has award hype is embarrassing. Even setting aside it's problematic issues it's just not a good movie. Dull and uninteresting.

I fully suspect it to win a bunch more awards and I'll be angry as hell about it.