Jordan

Jordan

Trying to watch every movie ever made. All 3,000 of them

Favorite films

  • Gabriel Iglesias: Hot and Fluffy
  • Natural Born Pranksters
  • Steve Harvey's Grand Finale
  • Electrocuting an Elephant

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★½

  • Sholay

    ★★★★

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

    ★★★★★

  • Libeled Lady

    ★★★½

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Star Wars: The Last Jedi
★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

I still really appreciate this movie, but its flaws feel a bit more abrasive and noticeable this time. It doesn't help that I went to a screening meant to raise awareness for the canceled Ben Solo movie put on by Reylo fanficcers and populated by Horny Disney Moms. There was a general shared sentiment in the audience that we were all fans of some cult classic hoping one day it would finally get a sequel.

Sholay
★★★★ Watched

Put off seeing a film this seismic and this culturally load bearing until I could see it properly as most versions online were low quality or the shorter cut. Due to India's historical lack of film preservation practices, a movie as integral to its country's film industry as Star Wars was, does not have surviving original film elements. The new remaster is watchable but noticeably upscaled and scrubbed of grain. It's a shame that in an era where I can…

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Nosferatu
★★★½ Watched

It’s the worst Nosferatu but I enjoyed this by default simply on the basis that it’s a mainstream release Euro-style gothic vampire movie. I still don’t see the point in remaking this other than wanting to retell Stoker’s Dracula but with Count Orlok because he looks cooler. Herzog remade it because he had Klaus Kinski, a real life Nosferatu. This feels purely like a formal exercise for Eggers, wanting to experiment with some Barry Lyndon-style natural candle lighting. There are some…

What Is a Woman?
Watched

80% of the guys that logged this 4 or 5 stars have: Star Wars Episode III, Inception, Goodfellas, Interstellar, Shawshank, or The Dark Knight in their favorites lol