Dane Ray

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Musician, writer, and film-addict. I probably give too many movies 5 stars.



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Favorite films

  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Aliens
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • The Night of the Hunter

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  • Backrooms

    ★★★★½

  • Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu

    ★★★★

  • Send Help

    ★★★★½

  • Over Your Dead Body

    ★★★

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Oppenheimer
★★★★★ Watched

Oppenheimer is a high-stakes drama with dense scientific and political dialogue, edited in a defiantly unchronological order at a dizzyingly fast pace. It is the exact opposite of a “summer blockbuster,” and it is also one of the best movies I have seen in recent years. 

While it didn’t move me emotionally in the way Interstellar did, it forced me to ponder deep, unsettling notions at a scale that made me uncomfortable, i.e, it moved me in an intellectual way. …

Arrival
★★★★★ Liked Watched

What does it mean to be human and make a choice to create life, knowing full well that the child will endure pain, suffering, and ultimately, death? Do we have to feel guilty for wanting love when a heart might be broken eventually? Should we stop reproducing just because there is pain in the world?

Because of the gift of language the aliens give Louise, world peace is possible. But it means she will have to bear the burden of…

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Backrooms
★★★★½ Watched

Fascinatingly unsettling. Crazy that this was made by a 20-year-old director, but it’s no surprise if you’ve ever seen any of Kane Parsons’ YouTube shorts. The kid is already a pro at making viewers afraid not of the dark, but of bright, beige, liminal “spaces between spaces,” and the monsters therein. 

Fans of Parsons and the concept of “Backrooms” and liminal art will love this movie, and so will fans of architecture and set design. The teenagers looking for the…

Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu
★★★★ Watched

This is how I know Star Wars is dead: the online chatter about this movie would have you believe The Mandalorian and Grogu is somewhere between Solo and The Rise of Skywalker in terms of quality. People saw the infamous TV characters on their phone screens in early trailers of The Mandalorian and determined that the movie looked cheap and, ahem, TV-like, and that Star Wars was dead. Put a fork in it. Curtains. 

The early reviews started coming in:…

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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
★½ Watched

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol? 

Sooo this may be an unpopular opinion around here, I dunno. But this movie is not very good. 

There are a few funny bits, particularly the squirrel in the tree (SQUIRRRRELLLLL!!), but mostly this is misogynistic drivel. Clark Griswold is an outdated American male archetype which hasn’t aged well; the Archie Bunker of the late 80s. He’s constantly trying to cheat on his gorgeous and incredibly patient wife, and he obsesses over materialism and…

Scream 2
★★★★ Watched

More of the same, just as fun as the first one.

Movie trivia! To keep it from leaking, none of the actors knew who the killer was until the last day of shooting. But honestly I’ve seen these movies a bunch of times and I still have trouble remembering who is the killer in each film. I suppose it doesn’t matter, really.