I be into some crazy ass movies
22 | he/him.
It felt like Gen Z Thesis. Makes me actually want to watch Thesis now. Barbie Ferreira, please don’t stop doing horror movies like horror needs you at this point, that fucking performance said it all.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Here I am thinking they’re actually witches.
This is like Bodies Bodies Bodies for Bitches who think they’re Witches. It’s not as supernatural as those similar films imply it is but oh my god that final act, jaw was on the floor. In terms of this movie that served total cunt mall boss massacre (that’s how they talked lmao). It’s a big metaphor for hyper progressive and performative individuals hiding a fuck load of trauma behind their curated personas they keep up to not crumble. It’s brilliant.
I truly didn’t think it’d get worse than Scream 5. This is probably the worst movie of 2026.
I thought everyone was exaggerating on how bad it was. No, it was fucking dog shit, like I had the worst time watching this shit. The pacing was god awful and super fast, the plot was atrocious, the characters were barely on screen, they were just on to be killed and I wanted to know more about Chloe Parker and Hannah Thurman.…
Not gonna lie in that club scene I thought the plot twist was going to be that Samuel was dicking down Antonio Banderas as well…I’m disappointed that wasn’t added in the plot line. This movie could’ve been kinkier but I feel like that’d be on some NC-17 type shit.
In all honesty this is A24’s “The Piano Teacher.”
