If a rom com had subtlety and fun vacuumed out of it with a miele C1 canister vacuum.

Genuinely a unfun slog that could have been a fun thriller but instead was the worst first date I could ever imagine.

Sending a guy you like on a 22 hour road trip where you help him process his trauma through mix CDs and a scrapbook so you can date him.

This is a genuine bad movie. A few good lines and moments. It's not funny enough, doesn't have enough heart, it feels like the aesthetic was the point.. I think this is mostly just boosted cause Maya is cool?? I dunno I love bad movies, I love pop music, I love emotional moments that a movie barely puts in the effort for but nah but nah bro. This is not it.