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More no mummies were harmed in the making of this production…. because there’s no fucking mummies in it
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when the new one comes out next year i need the wholeeeeee gang back together and i need it to be called somehow the mummy returned
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the good parts!:
i kinda teared up everytime jafaar performed cause godddd it was like watching michael himself. he had the voice DOWNNN, he had the moves DOWNNN, he had the rizz DOWNNNNNNN.
there will never be another like him that’s the king frrrrr no other can top him.
also using other hits just as background music was so goooood like the catalogue is LONGGGG.
the BAD ;) parts…..
- it was so sanitised
- the bubbles CGI…..…
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at the very least, emily blunt should be awarded an oscar for her campest performance ever 🚨 in my mind, scheduling conflicts meant she couldn’t be in barbie, but she was determined to deliver a camp 2023 performance NO MATTER WHAT.
watched in IMAX and PHWOARRRRRRR what an experience. heart racing during the trinity test. you could have heard a pin drop. i feel like sound was this film’s most important and impressive facet.
so…. rdj can still ACT. he…
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