Justin

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Pop Culture enthusiast who talks about movies, shows, toys and games for people's entertainment. | www.threads.com/@idontbeatgames

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Project Hail Mary

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  • I Love Boosters

    ★★★★

  • Mortal Kombat II

    ★★★

  • Mortal Kombat

    ★★

  • Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    ★★★★

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I Love Boosters
★★★★ Liked Watched

I Love Boosters might be the most memorable and creative movie I've seen in an incredibly long time. I walked out of the movie theater with my jaw-dropped. When I wasn't too busy laughing at this movie's jokes thanks to this film's stellar cast, I was busy appreciating the visual color palette of this film. When I wasn't busy appreciating the visual color palette of this film, I was constantly saying "what the fuck" at every single twist and turn…

Mortal Kombat II
★★★ Watched

While Mortal Kombat II blows its predecessor Mortal Kombat (2021) out of the water, Mortal Kombat II fails to feel like anything more than a huge apology tour or 'definitive edition' of a video game. I know, that's a weird analogy for non-video game folks, but what I'm trying to say here is that Mortal Kombat II feels like a sequel that spends far too much time trying to address fan complaints than anything else. For instance, Mortal Kombat II…

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Project Hail Mary
★★★★★ Liked Watched

I smiled. I laughed. I teared up so much I nearly cried. I was so locked into the movie during the latter half of the film, I was at the edge of my seat locked in like the video game 'locked in' meme. The first thing I did after seeing the film was buy the Popcorn Bucket and I'm not even the type of person who likes the ongoing Popcorn Bucket craze. If you couldn't tell by now, I adored…

Transformers One
★★★★ Liked Rewatched

This is the Transformers movie we deserved for years now. Transformers One rules. It’s funny, engaging, heartfelt and it constantly exceeds your expectations as the movie goes on. The runtime is perfect, the visuals are stellar and the voice acting was phenomenal. This movie was a reminder as to why animation was so important and how much of a disservice the franchise has done to its fans on the big screen.