The first half was so so so cute and I liked the pacing a lot, but the tension got shot down during the oddly lackluster confession scene and continued to bleed out throughout the rest of the film.

We get absolutely no insight into his emotional landscape, he just acts out and then she somehow is at fault. Why did he not apologise for ghosting her, and why did he not give her time to process them getting together at…

Marvel stop sucking it's own dick and cracking homophobic jokes challenge

When it turned out to be the human torch there was a sliver of hope which then immediately died.

Deadpool has never been the height of cinema but the first two films were at the very least coherent with compelling story arcs. This film spent the whole time bouncing between various ugly sets delivering exposition heavy monologues and going "look at this thing that we're referencing!!!".

Deadpools emotional arc…