Jamie Patterson

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Los Angeles/ Reno/ rambling and an ever growing pile of vhs I plan to die under one day

Favorite films

  • Repo Man
  • The Long Goodbye
  • Miracle Mile
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • Repo Man

    ★★★★★

  • Graduation Day

    ★★★½

  • Working Girl

    ★★★★

  • Abbott and Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

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Repo Man
★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

Nothing feels as cozy as shoving this bad boy in the vcr, smushing the play button and waiting for Iggy Pop to blast out of the tv speakers.

The perfect bday rewatch while baking a cake

Graduation Day
★★★½ Watched

GRADUATION DAY is a low budget rip off of many better slashers, but it is special bc it feels like an insane person ate all the drugs and decided they could edit a movie. All the montages are choppy like strobe lights and use weird close ups and only the oddest angles available. And big climatic kills are set during a roller skating party with the crappiest fake punk band playing a meh song that is intercut with Linnea Quigley running really poorly…

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Nosferatu
Watched

Well uh…sometimes you take a swing and you miss. Eggers really fucking missed with this one. That said Lily Rose Depp is INCREDIBLE, the production design is good, Hoult is good but WOOF. You’re better off watching the perfect original or Herzog's.

Texted this to a friend and edited to add but this such a deeply unhorny movie trying to be horny. Has Eggers fucked? This felt like the 40 yr old virgin saying boobs felt like sandbags version of nosferatu/Dracula. Gah

Portishead: Roseland New York
★★★★ Rewatched

I can only dream of ever being as cool as Beth Gibbons is when she smokes on stage while singing like an angel in this. One of the all time great live performances captured on film.