I swear to god Mary has the survival instincts of a sloth.

The best use of an eye light I've seen in YEARS.

"Is your son gravely ill?"

"No, he's gravely gay."

Every wall is hideous, a suicide is presented as a joke, there's a gay village, a character has an unexplained bullethole on their car's windshield, there's a wild setup for a blowjob joke, unexpected transphobia, the pacing is insane, the film's ending comes out of left field, and all Italians are homophobic according to this film. A great watch, highly recommend.

I already know I'm seeing this at least 4 times in theatres with Burak.

Update: 1st viewing completed(w/Burak). John Wick is God and the rest of us are nothing but peasants. Nunchucks are cool, dogs are cooler, and Donnie Yen is the coolest.

"This movie is poetry in motion"- Random dude exiting the theatre.