so basically its like if the hottest guy ever (lookts like my dad but ripped) wwas like a badass spy guy but they had like way too long at the tend song and i dont like music !!!! so it loses one (singular) pioint fve
i am heavy weapons guy. and THIS. is the greatest film of 2025 and is super duper gewd and frances is the kewlest. AHAHAHAHAhahahaha. Ahahaha. Ah.
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Everyone call kathy STUPID and it TRUE! kathy barely even Literate!
kathy finally finished watching sils maria, but kathy only can identify surface level themes like aging and gay, and can't comprehend deeper ideas like the "iDK and idk" that make Binoche's film a modern classic!
kathy so dumb, it make kathy sad!
At this rate, kathy will never understand 3 Colours Blue!
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better than the entire three colours trilogy by about 2 stars .... if i could rate it a 3, i would
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anonymous_binoche loves this film, and so do i. a full review is what im thinking of. you would only get this from, heavy weapons guy. aaaand if you ask me what im viewing, dont tell me its too hard to see it!
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this is what all television will be in 15 years. soap operas will be yelled across ravines. pokemon anime will have realistic gore. house renovating shows will be state mandated to use actors as wrecking balls
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opening is shit, smeagol is meant 2 be a warning of what happens when u listen 2 the ring 2 much 4 frodo, not just A Weirdo Who Happened To Have Found It
the ending is shit, 30 seconds into it i remembered how much i h8 it and so we rewatched my fav boys lay down 2 die then skipped str8 2 the credits
the middle is alright, i still h8 aragorns backstory shit, the battles are decent even…
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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
read After my fellowship review pls
this is a 4 aswell, but def below fellowship
The characters i previously thought 2 be nothingburger become lovely and fully, although 2 a fault only 4 aragorns backstory shit sucking Total Balls aoniughbnayoiugvuae
sam and frodos relationship being set up 4 return of the king is so so so so good bc even knowing what happens, im still so incredibly invested in their being close.
the worldbuilding is a little short imo, but…
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Okay so this is 5/5 because i love Middle Earth as a whole, and this trilogy is the most popular/accessible way 2 consume it, and so its how ive engaged with it the most times. apart from that, i think this is closer 2 a 4.
Some of the characters feel nothingburger in this one [namely gimli and legolas] and the fighting is only Oh-Kay i think [im writing this after two towers so in contrast yeah yeah]
ofc that,…
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heavy weapons guy.... is matt?
potentially the most anxiety and fear a film has ever put into me, and normally i h8 horror, but this felt extremely real because of the way its filmed i love it so much
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