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Arthouse to feel smart, Horror for the rush. Caught somewhere between an A24 slow-burn and a trashy slasher.

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • V for Vendetta
  • Drive
  • Evil Dead

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  • Alien: Covenant

    ★½

  • Prometheus

    ★★★½

  • Jurassic Shark

  • Poltergeist

    ★★★½

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Léon: The Professional
★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

The Fragile Art of Growing Up and Cleaning Up

Luc Besson didn’t just deliver a movie; he hit the bullseye. Léon: The Professional remains that rare breed of action-drama that aims simultaneously for the heart and the jugular, executing its vision with surgical precision.

The film's soul rests on a deadly trio of performances. Jean Reno plays the "cleaner" with a stoic, fragile calm that only begins to crack under the weight of Natalie Portman’s sensational, star-making debut. Yet, we…

Alien
★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

A claustrophobic science-fiction horror milestone that defined an entire genre.

With Alien, Ridley Scott created nothing less than an absolute masterpiece—a prototype and, at the same time, the perfectly executed blueprint for countless films that followed in its inspiration.

The mere approach of placing seven characters in a room at the beginning, deliberately crystallizing a team rather than a clear hero—a team that additionally has to navigate internal conflicts—is a stroke of genius by screenwriter Dan O'Bannon. Together with Scott,…

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Alien: Covenant
★½ Rewatched

Narcissistic Androids and Toothless Monsters

In the beginning, there was hope—the fragile, desperate hope for a worthy Prometheus sequel or at least a solid Alien movie. In the end, we got absolutely neither. Granted, the film starts strong with a predictably heavy atmosphere and high-tier production values. The fact that the crew immediately decides to leave their collective brain cells at the airlock is whatever—that is a time-honored franchise tradition of profound incompetence.

To give the film its due: it…

Prometheus
★★★½ Liked Watched

The Fire of Knowledge and the Silence of the Gods

He is the "forethinker," the titan of foresight in Greek mythology: Prometheus. A rebel who stole fire from the gods to grant humanity the light of civilization, art, and intellect. Yet, enlightenment always demands its toll. Decades after his seminal masterpiece, director Ridley Scott returns to his own creation. He does so not to hunt a familiar beast, but to illuminate the darkness of genesis itself. He seeks the origins…

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Ladies First
★★ Watched

Ladies First“ doesn’t overturn the patriarchy; it just turns the tables—and gives the ‘lords of creation’ a taste of their own medicine.

As a guy watching this spectacle relaxedly from the comfort of my couch, I’ll say it straight out: a real, woman-led world would look completely different! A genuine matriarchy deserves a fresh, empathetic, and intelligent dynamic, rather than just the lame copying of old, flat male mistakes in a little skirt. Netflix chickens out halfway. Instead of depth,…

Poltergeist
★★★½ Liked Rewatched

Tobe Hooper’s name on the tin, fighting Spielberg’s ghost in the machine.

A Cinematic Ghost Train Ride

After a recent rewatch, Poltergeist has admittedly lost a bit of its original chilling edge, but that is far from saying the film has given up the ghost entirely. Even after more than 40 years, this haunting still packs enough energy to electrify the audience, even if the absolute terror has mostly evaporated. What truly frightens a viewer more? A slasher where a…