You might want to un-see this movie but that’s not how it works

It’s all very, very, very serious

Channing Tatum as Gambit delighted me by pairing two of my greatest boyhood loves. There’s a lot of what I assume is fan service. The Disney self-dunks were pretty surprising but the obvious strategy shown through. I’ll keep drinking this garbage.

Maybe the best movie of all time. Epic soundtrack by Joe Walsh. Gritty NYC. Colorful gangs and psychopaths. Chicken sounds. There’s everything in this Campbellian subway ride from hell.