90s dark academia satanica with a slutty little earring vibe. Unfortunately a perfect movie for me despite the director and star.

“Where’d she get those shoes, whores for less?” is a fun thing to say about women who’ve potentially wronged you idk!

Stefon from SNL voice: 
Wuthering heights’ hottest new club has everything; hair garland, skin room, somewhat textually accurate puppy play, historically inaccurate corsets, finger in a fish mouth, finger in Margot Robbie’s mouth, finger in Jacob Elordi’s mouth, ugly old men, slutty gold tooth. And just when you think the fun is over, leeches.

Connor O’Malley ending a toast and starting a monologue with “we should still be in Afghanistan” is gonna live rent free in my head for years to come.