reigning Mount Rose American Teen Princess™
People say this is a bad movie that isn’t about anything and I disagree. It’s about big black boots, sick fucking sunglasses, the year 2001 (not when it’s set) (when is it set?), two actors doing each others accents badly at each other, Angelina Jolie being backlit, Angelina Jolie leather daddy, Angelina Jolie raised eyebrow, and inspiring people (me) to work out.