Used to be a movie critic. Now I try to enjoy myself. bsky.app/profile/polarbearsummer.online
There’s nothing scarier than a grown ass man doing a full sprint Naruto run at you, it’s true.
I feel like there’s something very old fashioned about giving 90 minutes of relatively unearned protracted slow build for a final act spectacle but it ends on a catharsis so funny I ended up digging it. Sometimes a horror movie works backward from its comeuppance and that’s fine.