why is there even a directors cut of this that’s almost THREE HOURS

this being a terrible excuse for an adaptation aside - it was just not fun not horny not engaging. vapid, shallow, and somehow just bland. even the beautiful shots and sets felt cheap like a perfume ad.

i love Lars

okay i think i was too harsh in my initial 1 star review BUT there is still too much subpar plot for this disaster movie. more geological disaster cgi!!!!