Alex

Alex

the wine so bad it made the news

Favorite films

  • Dawn of the Dead
  • Crawl
  • Sideways
  • Signs

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  • Crocodile

    ★★½

  • The Devil Wears Prada 2

    ★★

  • The Drama

    ★★★½

  • The Devil Wears Prada

    ★★★

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Crocodile
★★½ Watched

Definitely not as bad as reviews will have you believe. Fully Hooper sensibilities too with young kids being destroyed by red neck swamp “American folk lore.” Still baffling in its narrative choices tho (so much about the hotel?? And they don’t even go there? It looms in the background half the shots!).

The Devil Wears Prada 2
★★ Watched

Yeah your run of the mill slop. Pretty confounding too. Claims to be anti AI and pro “journalism” but is feverishly PRO toxic work place and PRO aggressive fashion industry. Really gives no reason to root for Miranda Priestly but the movie keeps doing it! Why!! Also what does Miranda Priestly even think about journalism? Does she align herself with journalists at all? 

Why again does this movie keep fighting for her and her magazine when everyone is miserable lol

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Babygirl
Watched

Fake goo goo gaga algorithm movie for the A24 kids. Love that she’s girl Jeff Bezos who is automating warehouses so “workers have more free time” and we’re supposed to like her because she doesn’t cum enough. Lady, you’re 50 and have 2 massive estates and every resource at your disposal- if you haven’t figured out your whole thing yet it cannot be everyone else’s problem. We all can’t drop what we’re doing to make you squirt. Sorry!

Additionally, this…

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
½ Watched

Turned it off. Just garbage. The bar was so low back then. Boomers died laughing at Chevy being horny, Chevy bonking his head, Chevy dressing in drag. An entire spoiled generation that’s had the easiest lives imaginable also made the laziest lowest hanging fruit gags and all applauded each other for it. I wish Lampoon never existed. Then we wouldn’t have writers rooms filled with Ivy League shit heads and also then people could actually try for once. 

Hannah’s corner: speed agree