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"The obscure object of 'I Love Boosters' is the teleporter, which is also a “deconstructor” and a “situational accelerator.” This fantasy machine works “on the principle of historical materialism” and yet its function is utter nonsense. There is elementary value in the mass teaching of Marxist dialectics but this value is easily dismissed (and the lesson isn’t particularly valuable). The machine is a fictive device, a…

For those that like classical music and crime. An unsuspecting early audience clapped all together at the end. Most romantic movie so far in 2026.
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"Tuner hits the notes of a crime thriller and a romance. The chemistry between Leo Woodall and Havana Rose Liu is undeniable. Between them we find the palpably, uncomfortably real dynamics of tender new love. A young passion thrown into disarray by a gifted luxury watch. We…

Worst movie I’ve seen in a theater by a wide margin. Especially because there are things in it that I don’t dislike! Like the previous worst film Midsommer was a bummer from the get, but this had me contemplating! Bro fumbled all my goodwill in the last 90+ mins (lol). Like… there is a genuinely enchanting section of this movie in which I was bamboozled into wondering if ari aster had found some goddamm beauty in the world.. but no! The…