Alright no joke this might genuinely be the worst movie I’ve ever seen in my entire life. What chemtrails are being sprayed, what fentanyl fluoride is being put into the water supply that this movie is the awards darling of the year so far? Is everyone just experiencing mass psychosis right now? Is this the new dancing plague? The Emilia Perez Plague?

It’s rare for something to fail on every single possible level but man oh man is this just…