davemick

davemick

Favorite films

  • Lost in Translation
  • Run Lola Run
  • Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
  • The Elephant Man

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  • Conan the Barbarian

    ★★★★

  • The Sheep Detectives

    ★★★★½

  • Flavia

    ★★★★★

  • Clockwatchers

    ★★★★

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The Sheep Detectives
★★★★½ Liked Watched

One of the best studio movies released in the past few years.

Something horrific about being the only member of your community who understands morality, and the job of shielding your flock from death.

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Shutter Island
½ Watched

Hinge date said this was one of her fave movies, said we’d Netflix and chill, was sucking me off and I open my eyes and all of a sudden it’s a Holocaust movie?!?! Unreal sense of shame and self respect that I will never get back

Frankenstein
★★ Watched

“ Jacob Ohlordy” “Men Will do Anything except go to therapy” “Frankenstein at a Brothel: Ok, who’s trying to suck Frankenstein off???”

Poor sound mixing, cheap CGI and gratuitous violence that skips out on a lot of the iconic/memorable elements of the story. Focuses too much on the Disney-ified pathos of “I’m a monster and nobody likes me” (u r kidding yourself if you would not freak the fuck out if u saw a Frankenstein in the woods) and not enough on the subtleties of Victors desire to be god/prometheus. Super disappointing and emblematic of the enshitification of “art” (read; content) on Netflix