DarkArmedPorter

DarkArmedPorter

Favorite films

  • The Fugitive
  • The Hunt for Red October
  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
  • Unbreakable

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  • Disturbia

    ★★★½

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    ★★★★

  • Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

    ★★★

  • Kingdom of Heaven

    ★★

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Disturbia
★★★½ Liked Rewatched

This movie holds a lot of sentimental value to me as it was the first movie I saw after I really got into movies and they became my number 1 passion. Shia Lebouf does a good job as a believable teenager who just lost his father. His creepy neighbor might be a killer and he has a crush on the new girl next door. This movie is suspenseful without being over the top with violence or gore. I saw it at 15 years old and it captures teenage life without being inappropriate. A personal favorite of mine.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
★★★★ Liked Rewatched

At the time, this movie was viewed as the weakest of the three movies but I would dare say it may be better than Dead Man's Chest. It is bolder than the first one but the original probably has higher points. Still, great movie.

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Bram Stoker's Dracula
½ Rewatched

This might be the worst movie i've ever seen. The dialogue is horrible to listen to. I do not understand why anyone would sit through this shit.

Everything Everywhere All at Once
½ Watched

I hated this movie. Are we done with multiverse movies? Please. I would have rather had a family drama about an asian household accepting their lost daughter. Sausage fingers and butt plugs....I hated this shit.