Dante Archer

Dante Archer

At the end of the day, we are all just storytellers…

Favorite films

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • About Time
  • Hacksaw Ridge
  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

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  • Team America: World Police

    ★★★★½

  • They Live

    ★★★

  • Kung Fu Hustle

    ★★★★

  • Migration

    ★★★

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Team America: World Police
★★★★½ Watched

Absolutely hilarious! 

These guys be trying to offend as many people as possible in the silliest of ways and covering it up with a layer of ThunderBirds puppetry.

So many hilarious impressions and ridiculous one liners, so edgy they are beyond offensive and just plain funny. 

The mid 2000’s really was a time of balls to the wall shameless comedy and in all honesty, I’m all here for it.

They Live
★★★ Watched

Is this The President’s first side mission in Rick & Morty or was it just the OG Matrix? 

This movie definitely felt ahead of its time but then they just had two dudes wrestling in an alley way for the entirety of the second act… reminding me, this is, in fact, an 80s movie. 

Some absolute classic memes in this movie though, so I’ll give it extra credit for that.

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Over Your Dead Body
★★★★ Watched

An absolutely insane, yet shockingly entertaining movie. So many crazy scenes kept the storytelling impressively unpredictable. 

The gore was hilariously brutal and the film makers definitely tried their hardest to disturb the audience as creatively as possible… so many nasty things are in this movie and out of everything, it was probably the prison game, canned piss and foot splitting that got me.

Dog Soldiers
★★★½ Watched

Fantastic so bad, it’s good entertainment! This was a comedy right? Either way, I couldn’t stop laughing throughout the entire second half of this movie. 

As much as I love and respect practical effects over CGI, the practical werewolves in this movie were so goofy. Lurking around doing the creep, firing guns, climbing ropes and slapping shit. When it’s super obvious your monster is just a dude in a suit, it makes it really hard to take a horror movie…

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