WOW WHAT A FUN DUDE

The day I watched this, I was feeling super stressed because I had to record a bunch of video game podcasts, respond to a bunch of emails, I was getting too many texts and Discord messages, I was having a lot of HDMI handshaking issues, and I need to play a bunch of Mario Tennis before the embargo lifts.

Then I watched this, and you know...maybe stress is a relative thing.

Nicolas Cage and John Travolta switch faces and spend almost two and a half hours trying to kill each other. This is a five star movie.

This seems like it’s probably a four-star movie, but I didn’t understand any of it.