I liked the guy that was ripping cigs like he was Charli xcx

I think they tasted like stinky Parmesan cheese what do you think

Tara deffo believed Wayfair was trafficking children in cabinets

Ooh my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery, my bed is too soft, my impossibly hot lifelong crush I’ve yearned over for years duct taped me in my apartment because she loves me too bad

GET REAL!!!!!!