2 stars for each nic cage

watched this long ass film about a robot who is kind of grooming generations of young women from the same family and for what! i still don’t even know what bicentennial means

there’s not going to be a sanitarium you stupid slut!!

it was very clear those rich lesbians have never actually washed dishes in their lives at the start of the film and seeing that specific group of people turn down cocaine at a weeknight dinner party is one of the most unrealistic things i’ve ever witnessed on screen. zaida, rocio and julia were painful to watch but the satellite characters were kinda sweet. give me a whole film about lara and aroa.