I've been bigger my entire life. As early as I can remember, (somewhere during my time in early elementary school) I can recall being mocked at or used as the butt of a joke. I've never really experienced a day in my life where I haven't been gawked at. I've always received dirty looks. It never really affected me, emotionally, (because I simply did not have the mental capacity to understand what was happening at the time) until high school.…

"To mankind!"

I don't think I'm the same "pretentious asshole" I was at the start of college. The one that claimed that this movie, "stunk" or was "poorly made", for the fear of looking embarrassing and not fitting-in with what everybody else was saying at the time. Maybe I still am a pretentious asshole, and I'm just too-stupid or ignorant to realize it. But I can't hide behind a thin veil and claim that this movie "sucks". Are there more…

"You're not a man, you're an animal! Its creatures like you science should be observing!"

Oh ok, cool, that was one of the most miserable films I think I've ever sat through. People are rating and reviewing this above 3 stars? Is this not just Jaws: The Revenge but with an Orca? What are we doing here? This even has the same drab pacing that The Revenge has! The whale even roars like the shark in The Revenge! Sure, this…

"Mr. President, the American people will buy whatever we tell them to."

Eerily prescient, (or, lets be real, America has always been this way) but far, far away from an actual good movie. It's no wonder Michael Moore hasn't made another narrative film! He's not good at it and he knows it. He tried and that's what matters. Unfortunately, this is painfully dull and edited so poorly. The timing of the jokes are off, there's too much dead air, too…