Where’s the part where David had to collect 100 foreskin and he double downed and collected 200?

“The heart of a lion, but the spirit of a lamb.”

Average dream after taking NyQuil 

Today is my birthday so I bought Criterion’s 4k release of After Hours and Seven Samurai. I will watch Seven Samurai tomorrow. 

Paul Hackett: “I'll probably get blamed for that.”

We’re the real creeps for staring at a man’s dick for 20 seconds. 

Aaron: “It’s crazy, Dave.” (PvZ reference) 

Josef deserves a father of the century award. 

Josef: “This is gonna be a good day.”