Want to tie every man i know to a chair & make them watch this

Really funny!! Love how he doesn’t rlly try to transition anything & is just like “this has been making me laugh” cause that’s all stand up is, sorry I’m a special little snowflake pussy & it still felt gross to me when he called the waitresses young sluts @ the end, football part was potentially my fave but the six flags was soooo good too 
 
all we talk about is eating pussy and fracking 

The Piano Teacher if ur lammmmeee not nearly freaky enough 

Girl kinkshamed herself into 19 yrs of no orgasms he could’ve delivered if u just used ur fucking words!!! 

Tons of other films that do this concept way better but love u Harris Dickinson I’m sure u could finger anyone to tears 

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“Maybe….take off your clothes?” 🥺
soft dom king

fire chick is sexy as fuck would also risk it all for her