Wow. I both don't know how this was so bad, as well as exactly how this was so bad.
Watched this for the first time in something of a He-Man vacuum. I was born a few years late for the 80s He-Man craze, but just in time to be 4 or 5 when it was in syndication and my Mol purchased the complete toy line from a neighbor's garage sale. When I'd tune in and catch He-Man in the late…