Jim Henson is so obviously one of the greatest artists in American history.
You could not possibly create a movie that is more My Shit than this is. So insanely beautiful.
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More If I saw this when I was 16 I probably would've loved it, but alas.
I was very, very sincerely charmed by the amateurish performances and obvious unhidden deficiencies in production. Much less charmed by the script. I actually liked a lot of the clumsy mucho texto overwrought wordiness, even- it's something I've enjoyed about Kevin Smith's comic book writing, and I think it works- but man, I am not Gen X enough for this.
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More The most fascist piece of cinema since Conan the Barbarian- or perhaps more fittingly, since 300.
Fucking abysmal dogshit movie. Terrible on nearly every formal level. Horribly written, terribly miscast, edited by someone with no idea what they're doing, and miserably directed. The cinematography is god awful, with terrible color grading and shakycam that's worse than you could possibly imagine.
Henry Cavill couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag. All his fans only like him because they…
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It's really not good. Like at all. None of these characters are even remotely likeable. Every performance is the worst possible performance. I cannot fathom how this got made.
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