I don’t think I’ve been this scared since hereditary

Essentially…was a satire and should’ve run with that

The garishness of costuming could’ve been better executed like in the ugly stepsister for example. Or even Marie Antoinette. Tbh Sofia Coppola should’ve done this  

Charli soundtrack was random I’m sorry. Should’ve been LANA for this tumblr fanfic movie 

Wish there were less montages lmao 

That being said I never wanted to visit the English moors more 

Truth be told I’m Isabelle

Lastly when I grow up I’m giving my home a name that’s fire as hell…can we bring that back

This movie is HILARIOUS and absurd. Steve guttenberg makeover glow UP. Amazing 1990s fashion. Kyle maclachlan playing an absolute tool, so hot.

Just so fucking good. I really love how this movie leans so hard into a spooky medieval vibe, from the music to the pouring rain and crows etc, but also is so silly and absurd (shrunken headddd GOD!!!)