An Evil Dead rip off without Ash, or Raimi's kinetic energy. Does include terrible pacing if that's your thing, kung fu magicians and some ridiculous one-liners that might be funny if you're under the influence like, "God made you a snake and a chicken shit at the same time!" Also, in the climactic battle, our ersatz hero's opening move is to kick the Demon in the balls - so there's that. Watching on Amazon Prime with their notoriously terrible subtitle…

Oh, Jill Schoelen, where did you go? Horror sorely needs another actress with Schoelen's easy charm. The perfect 90's Final Girl. Looking back at her roles in Horror, it's surprising how little she actually did in the genre; The Stepfather, The Curse II, Cutting Class, The Phantom of the Opera, Popcorn and When a Stranger Calls Back. In my mind, she was ubiquitous during that era, but perhaps that is simply because I was discovering all of these movies around…