Casey Malone

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I went to film school for four months at a college where they shot parts of City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold.

Favorite films

  • Stop Making Sense
  • Broadcast News
  • Jaws
  • Something Wild

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  • Backrooms

    ★★★½

  • Mortal Kombat II

  • Obsession

    ★★★

  • eXistenZ

    ★★★½

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Naked Lunch
★★★★ Watched

I personally would not have invented a typewriter that can cum but that's why David Cronenberg is a genius and I'm just some schmo typing this review on a bone dry keyboard.

When Harry Met Sally...
★★★★½ Liked Watched

A perfect little movie that I would recommend to anyone. Unless it's New Year's Eve and you haven't kissed anyone in 10 months because of a pandemic and the movie serves as a reminder that you've been in love three times in your life and each time you really and truly blew it. In that case, I would not recommend watching it. This is a purely hypothetical situation, no further questions.

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Backrooms
★★★½ Watched

Confident and moody in cool ways, but ultimately I’m more of a The Stanley Parable guy.

Mortal Kombat II
Watched

I hope whatever Hiroyuki Sanada bought with the check from this is very nice

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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
★★★★★ Liked Watched

After the movie no one had any idea what to say, we all just stood around flabbergasted and overstimulated. Absolutely embarrasses almost every CGI movie that tried to bite Spider-Verse’s style over the last five years (Mitchells Vs the Machines innocent). Some of the minor action scenes in this would be the centerpiece of other movies. Just incredible to look at with a genuinely surprising plot.

Loses one star from me because I found a lot of the ham-fisted references…

The Zone of Interest
★★★★★ Watched

Made me physically ill.

Impossible to watch a movie about casual, bureaucratic genocide without being consumed with horror about what Israel, enabled by America, is doing to the Palestinian people in Gaza. The casual, almost offhanded, discussions about mass murder felt disgustingly familiar from any number of clips of the President, or pundits, or Twitter threads. 20,000 dead, half of them children, executed by a cold-blooded government. It shouldn’t take 80 years to recognize this kind of inhumanity. We shouldn’t wait for history. Ceasefire now.