“Lead them to paradise”

Jesus fucking Christ, man. It’s been over an hour since the film ended and I still feel speechless. This both lived up to and exceeded every expectation I had. Greig Fraser’s cinematography is maybe the best I’ve ever seen, the sound rocked the entire theater, every technical aspect of this film is on another level. TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET, holy fucking shit. He is otherworldly in this, if there is any justice in this world he will win the…

Mikey is simultaneously insanely charismatic, and extremely hateable. And that’s something that really impressed me with both the writing of this and Simon Rex’s performance. 

I kept going back on forth on Mikey the whole movie. One second I’m thinking, “fuck this guy, holy shit he’s annoying, this guy is the worst.” And then just a few scenes later, I find myself being relieved when he gets good news and rooting for him. It’s like you can’t help but root…

“I’ll try to explain to him what his grandmother was like, but it will be impossible”

This moved me so much. Like, I was teary eyed only 40 mins in 😭 And then they got a full tear out of me at the end.

Such impeccably crafted beautifully written and portrayed characters. Like, I cannot say enough good things about the character work and performances in this film. Just blown away by it all. Greta Gerwig especially stood out to…

“Your real inheritance is in Christ”

(Ripping shirt in excitement): RAAAAAAAAHHHH
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA YESSSSSSSSS

Btw, this is bout to be a real yap fest, fair warning.

I can’t remember the last time I was this fucking elated leaving a theater. Just on cloud nine, feeling like I’m floating because of how amazing that was. By now, if you know me at all, you know I love these movies A LOT. And so, this was my most anticipated movie of the year. And…

“Superman, would you like to see the footage of your parents? He finds it soothing”

The Gunn has aimbot folks. Man, I loved this. I’ll admit, there were a few things I was skeptical on going in, and coming out of it I don’t think it’s perfect, but by GOD if I didn’t have a blast. Huge grin on my face. Really funny like all Gunn’s other stuff. Superman is portrayed absolutely flawlessly, I loved how corny he is in…