Empty Man been real quiet since this movie dropped…

minus 5 stars for gizmo torture
plus 1 star for transgender gremlin

The massive karmic relief I just experienced from little boy me watching Daniel Craig getting cock and ball tortured 007 style, to adult woman me watching Daniel Craig blissfully sucking dick and cock William S. Burroughs style…

Epic Rap Battles of History: Gregor Samsa vs Brundlefly