glenn bauer

glenn bauer Pro

i kind of like the phrase "spend some time" - CH

Favorite films

  • Himizu
  • Coonskin
  • Henry Fool
  • Tokyo Gore Police

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  • Uncle Drew

    ½

  • 13 Going on 30

    ★★★★★

  • Above the Law

    ★★

  • Ned Rifle

    ★★★★

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Goblin Sighting
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”Hello little goblin! Do you appreciate your blessings?”

(WATCH HERE /// DL LINK IF UR LIKE THAT)

I’m not a father but I finally know what it feels like to give birth. Filmed over a single weekend in September 2024, I’ve taken like 600 days to release this (long ass pregnancy, japanese baby) but it’s finally DONE (pending kanye style patch notes). Making this was one of the greatest experiences of my life and genuinely nobody else could’ve brought it…

Suicide Club
★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

"so why are you living?"

digital transmissions & subliminal messages. trying to decipher the hidden meaning of anything because the truth seems invisible- symbols on a screen, lyrics in a song, phone calls from an anonymous source- it could all be meaningless if you don’t care to understand. an apathetic older generation, family unit, and government will doom the future. we exist in prisons of their making for the rest of our lives, trapped within their prejudice and their failures. each…

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Uncle Drew
½ Watched

accidentally watched 30 minutes of uncle drew yaoi at 1.5x speed didn't even realize it was like damn these dudes are hauling ass today

Coonskin
★★★★★ Liked Watched

"I'm tired of trying to segregate, integrate, and masturbate."

Gone are the days of Uncle Remus-- the persisting image of black jesus (as a smiling slave misguiding his oppressed followers into submission of a roman regime) has been killed & replaced by the same folkloric characters that white storytellers stole, weaponized, and immortalized as stereotype through corporate means of distribution. adapted for the screen by another white (jew) artist who will evidently profit from even satirizing this historied racial ignorance, but…

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Marebito
★★★★★ Liked Added

My spaces?
LIMINAL.
My footage?
FOUND.
My freelance cameramen?
FEAR-OBSESSED.
My girls?
VAMPIRIC.

Shinya Tsukamoto is God’s Lonely ((Horny)) Man.

One Battle After Another
★★★★★ Liked Watched

"I was once raped in reverse."

Puerto Rican Otaku Benicio Del Toro has the japanese poster for SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE on the wall of his spanish dojo and white supremacist Sean Penn applies for a Hillary Pen-Pal / MGS2 "Patriots" shadow org Santa elf larp club while rocking a Hitler fade and denying his love of black girls. they say a man's taste defines him-- our history, sex, addiction, and our ideals. time passes, regimes change, and the status quo…