Imagine being so sophisticated that you’ve managed to bore yourself out of enjoying a movie about the greatest entertainer to ever walk the earth.

The critics crying about a 'generic formula' are the funniest part of this release. Here’s a newsflash for ya buddy: its a BIOPIC! It’s based on a real life. Life happens in a timeline, it doesn't need a non-linear a24 fever dream structure to be cinema lmao.
Theyll give 5 stars to a 4 hourmovie of…