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Raising Arizona

1987

Rewatched 14 Apr 2026

"Christian Dior my butt!"

Body of Evidence

1993

Watched 06 Feb 2026

So when Madonna pours hot candlewax on Dafoe's dick, is she trying to make some sort of wax condom? 'cause that was a *lot* of wax!

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Assassins

1995

Rewatched 10 Dec 2013 4

A guilty pleasure, of sorts. This has got to be one of the weirdest big studio action flicks, well, ever. For one thing it's got a hero who talks to himself more than any character in film history (except for maybe Sandra Bullock in Gravity) with about a fifth of the movie consisting of him chatting on the internet, often while talking to himself, with many, many shots of text on screen. This was apparently considered cinematic in 1995 when…

The Menu

2018

Rewatched 22 Sep 2018 4

So this is a short film I made at film school and I'm just shamelessly plugging it by writing this "review" about it as it just had its premiere at Fantastic Fest last weekend. That is all.

If you want to, you can see it here.