arianaeliz

arianaeliz

Reviews stylized by word vomit and lack of proofreading

Favorite films

  • Bones and All
  • Umberto D.
  • Babylon
  • A Man Escaped

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  • Il Sorpasso

    ★★★★½

  • The Goat

    ★★★

  • All That Jazz

    ★★★★★

  • Only You

    ★★½

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Il Sorpasso
★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

Niles Crane. 
Live every day like it’s your last. Live life to the fullest. Throw caution to the wind. After all, it’s so easy for everyone else?
An unassuming comedy that unravels into a confrontational tale about how we interact with the world and our responsibilities to ourselves and those who cross our paths, Il Sorpasso remains the great Italian character study. I keep hearing that damn car horn in my sleep. 
Cinema Club Piachere w/Meatball Dinner

The Goat
★★★ Liked Watched

Buster Keaton fine asf and funny as hell. God knew to make him short and dead in my lifetime otherwise we’d have some…shenanigans.

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Obsession
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ALLEGEDLY they didn’t use gen-AI in this, which is bonkers and sets Inde Navarrette in an entirely different stratosphere of physicality. The characters, however, yeah I’d say Bear absolutely proves the theory of natural selection. Meaning that of course some dipshit who uses an AI chatbot to look up the side effects of molly and generate a cartoon rendering of his lover would absolutely be stupid enough to make such a dumb ass fucking wish. 
I was falling asleep during the…

Forbidden Fruits
★★★★ Liked Watched

CAMP, BABE. 

So funny I was giggling a lot. Loved the little elements like ‘Yeast Garden’ that got me good. As did the ending it came out of left field I was shocked clutching my pearls!  Can’t wait to see what Lili Reinhart does next because watching this made me want to move to Texas to work in a mall?  Insane work.