Alexis Laperle

Alexis Laperle Pro

One does not share butternut squash

Favorite films

  • The Straight Story
  • Fargo
  • Aftersun
  • The Snowman

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  • The Backrooms (Found Footage)

  • Surviving Edged Weapons

    ★★★★

  • Seasons...

  • Happy-Go-Lucky

    ★★★★★

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Cancel Christmas
★★½ Liked Watched

At first glance this is a bad Christmas movie for children with quirky transitions with sounds like BONG and a silly elf that you’d want to murder.
But as it goes along, it starts to become a creepy stalker film about grown men following children around.
And then a bad dark depressing soap opera melodrama with Lou Gherig’s disease, a kid in a wheelchair, children bonding over death parents, pre-mortem video and daddy issues. Who was this made for?
But most importantly, what am I doing?

Killers of the Flower Moon
★★★★★ Liked Watched

I don’t know if they Marlon Brando’d DiCaprio’s face but he looks like a popcorn. And for that it’s his best performance.

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Surviving Edged Weapons
★★★★ Liked Watched

Cops getting stabbed in so many creative ways. So much fun. Lived up to my high expectations. Evil video though. Nothing to support their claims, and a lot of animosity from the cops towards the marginalized communities. Finished on a freeze frame of a cop crying. Cinema!

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Beans
★★½ Watched

It’s an important story to tell, and I’m glad the film exists and that people watched it. But I can’t, for the life of me, enjoy these poorly made scenes. The teacher also found it very cheesy and by-the-book. His slight distaste for the writing and the form was very endearing. I’ll miss him.

Also, I’m done. That was the last class of my bachelor’s degree. (Sigh)