it’s not a romance, it’s a love story 

my wish would be to get the piña colada i fucking asked for but that’s just me

every time i get a fat crush on an older woman i watch this film

peak heatwave movie

i don’t think you know what you want. like i think you think you know what you want, but that’s not actually what you want. cause i don’t think you know what you want. if you really thought about what you wanted, it wouldn’t be what you wanted, if you wanted that. because it wouldn’t be what you want. 

not to flex but i had a girlfriend like nikki once and i didn’t even have to waste a wish

i’m sorry, are we at a fish market nigel? it’s five. 

andy slept with several ex-colleagues and you expect me to believe one of them wasn’t emily? don’t be ridiculous.