Just absolute horseshit.

Remember Channel Zero? That anthology series based on creepypastas? This movie kinda felt like the first couple episodes of a Channel Zero miniseries. It establishes the world and sets up sequels (which I’m sure they’ll film back to back). And I guess that’s fine? That’s what the kids want these days. Lots of archaic lore to pore over and endless rabbit holes. Locking in my vote now for a Production Design Oscar nomination.

Holy shit. Holy shit!!! I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. This movie feels like if ChatGPT wrote a creepypasta. People in my audience booed when it was over! I couldn’t believe it! I feel electric. I had to take a Lyft home from the theater because my brain is too addled to figure out which subway I need to get on. Incredible.

This movie is gonna alter a lot of young brains the way Goofy Movie rewired my brain chemistry as a kid. The best part is how they accurately portrayed pop stans as absolute idiots.