Absolute_Kinema

Absolute_Kinema

To join a wholesome and chill movie chat, add me on Discord at goofiestbippo

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Star Wars
  • Barnyard
  • Drive

Recent activity

All
  • Tremors

    ★★★★★

  • The 400 Blows

    ★★

  • Le Trou

    ★★★★★

  • The Wages of Fear

    ★★

Recent reviews

More
Tremors
★★★★★ Watched

Theo Von and Jon Bernthal fight sandworms.
'Tremors' stands out being a completely unserious creature feature that makes for a guaranteed good time. I was shocked by how much I enjoyed it and surprised that I'm considering it adding to my list of comfort films.
The tone ties the film together, instead of a 'The Blob'-like serious tone that would drag the film down it leaned into its southern small town humor, even the monster kills were accompanied by music…

The 400 Blows
★★ Watched

Adults have a habit of forgetting what it was like to be a child.
'The 400 Blows' is an important, albeit not entirely entertaining, commentary on the problems of childhood and how who your parents has a great impact on who you can grow up to be. While it had a few humorous and impactful scenes, not a film I can find myself returning to.
Turns out the title is a bad translation from the original title, 'Les Quatre Cents…

Popular reviews

More
Project Hail Mary
★★★★ Watched

Honey, wake up, he's literally me again.
First outing to my local cinema since April, 'Project Hail Mary' was an enjoyable experience if not exactly God's gift to Sci-Fi and modern cinema as I had been sold on by friends and Letterboxd.
Integral to the film, I liked the relationship between Ryland Grace, played by me, and Rocky, played by James Ortiz. They were just two hyper-intelligent but goofy bros, a human and a rock alien, that are the backbone…

Send Help
Watched

About as fun as getting your balls stuck on a rat trap.
Between 'Send Help' and 'Doctor Strange in The Multiverse of Madness', I wonder if Sam Raimi got hit by any falling coconuts lately. That would explain why he just subjected me to two-hours of the most insufferable people in film this decade.
I get what it is going for, it is critiquing both capitalism and what it takes to succeed in it and 'nice people', you know, the…